College Football Weekend Recap: Winners, Losers & Straight Fire

Week Zero came and went, and it didn’t take long for the cappers to separate themselves on the college gridiron. Some brought the heat. Others tripped out the gate. Here’s the full scoreboard.

🔥 The Big Winners

• Unc (3-0, +5.39u, ROI +89.9%)
  Broadway Unc opened the college football season flawless. Three plays, three wins, all green. Nothing more to say. Iowa State covers +4 and wins outright. WKU took care of business. Hawaii / Stanford under 50.5 cashes with ease.

• ScuzzLocks (2-0, +2.00u, 100%)
  Quiet but lethal. Two plays, two wins, and a clean sweep. That’s how you start a season.
• Trell J Sports (3-0, +5.39u, 100%)
  Matched Unc with a perfect board. Trell J didn’t miss a beat.
• Hammering Hank (3-1, +6.39u, 75%)
  One misstep kept Hank from perfection, but still the weekend’s top unit earner.
• Nicky Cashin (4-1, +4.17u, 80%)
  Nicky stayed hot and cashed four of five, good for a strong ROI and a quick bankroll boost.
• Dquan Picks (1-1, +4.09u, 50%)
  Even at .500, the unit swing came out positive — proof that price matters.

⚖️ The Middle Pack

Not winners, not disasters — just hanging around even.

• Out Of Line Bets (1-1, +0.35u, 50%)
• Anders Picks (2-1, -0.09u, 66.7%)
• Picks 4 Dayzzz (2-2, -0.44u, 50%)
• Dormroom Degenerates (2-3, -0.42u, 40%)

❌ The Weekend Fade List

The bottom of the board was ugly. ROI in the red, win percentages falling through the floor.

• Cash Cing (1-1, -0.30u, 50%)
• Bet Sharper (1-1, -0.23u, 50%)
• Bankroll Bill (1-2, -0.66u, 33.3%)
• Analytics Capper (1-2, -4.36u, 33.3%)
• Mr Big Bets (0-1, -1.00u, 0%) – the only capper to whiff completely.