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UNC’s Rants: Corso Goes 4-for-4, Walks Off Like A Legend
College football gave us a Saturday with fists up, but the headline hit different: Lee Corso went 4-for-4 on his picks and did it with style. The Sunshine Scooter called the board clean, including being the only one to take Florida State over Alabama. That ain’t luck. That’s ball.
The 4-for-4 Ticket
- Florida State 31, Alabama 17
Corso stood alone on FSU. Paid in full. - Tennessee 45, Syracuse 26
Vols took care of business. - LSU 17, Clemson 10
Corso was lone-wolf LSU here too. Right again. - Ohio State 14, Texas 7
Buckeyes in a grinder. Corso had it.
And he wasn’t done stirring the pot. He rolled forward picks for Sunday: Miami (FL) and South Carolina. A clean weekend is on the table.
The Poetry Of It
Users noticed the symmetry. One fan pointed out every school Corso coached at won that day: Indiana, Louisville, Northern Illinois, plus ties to Navy, Maryland, Florida State. Another noted a perfect full-circle bit: his first and last headgear picks were Ohio State. That’s storytelling the algorithm can’t script.
Quick Hit Nuggets
- A longtime stat head chimed in: Corso’s headgear picks hit around 66% over three decades. Laugh if you want, but picking the biggest games on the board and hitting two-thirds is nasty.
- Another user dropped a jewel: When Corso picked USC, they went 17-0 over the years. Trojan talisman energy.
- Folks joked it wasn’t predictions so much as manifestation. When a guy has been Saturday’s heartbeat for decades, you believe he can will a result.
Why This Landed So Hard
- Singular calls matter. Anyone can ride chalk. Corso stood alone on FSU and LSU versus powers. That’s conviction.
- Vibes vs. spreadsheets. Gamblers will tell you models matter. But gut, history, and pageantry still count in this sport. Corso’s craft was understanding the moment, not just the matchup.
- The send-off. With retirement at his back, the board went poetic. Fans from rival camps were openly rooting for the old man’s swan song to hit perfect.
The Fan Soundtrack
- “A poetic send off to a legend.”
- “I’m betting on Corso being more powerful than God this weekend.”
- “Be confident in life like Corso was in FSU over Bama.”
- “He spoke the outcomes into being.”
If He Goes Undefeated
If Miami and South Carolina cash, the final chapter writes itself: Perfect day, perfect weekend, perfect sign-off. Even the cynics are tipping caps. You don’t get many storybook endings in this sport. This one’s sitting on the tee.
UNC’s Final Word
Numbers pay the mortgage, but legends feed the soul. Corso reminded everybody what Saturdays are supposed to feel like: a little wild, a little sentimental, and just unpredictable enough to keep us glued. Four for four with two more on deck? Put the headgear in the rafters.
Corso called ball. College football answered.