🧾 UNC’S RANTS: THE GAMEDAY PROPHECY THREAD THAT BROKE THE INTERNET (AND AI)

There it was. Buried deep in the fog of offseason madness.
A Reddit thread. One man. One mission. Predict all 15 College GameDay stops for 2025.

No algorithm. No model. Just vibes, chaos, and caffeine. And God bless him — because when this dude tried outsourcing it to ChatGPT, Grok, Gemini, and Claude? All four bots short-circuited harder than Iowa’s offense in a red zone situation.

So he did what real fans do. He pulled out the schedule, slapped some logic on it, and let the takes fly.

💥 THE PREDICTIONS THAT SHOOK THE COMMENTS

Let’s give him credit — the guy shot his shot. Here’s the rundown:

• Week 0: Farmageddon in Ireland — Iowa State vs. K-State. Because nothing says college football like exporting corn-fed hate to Dublin.
• Week 1: Texas @ Ohio State — An actual heavyweight brawl. Corso’s swan song. God help whoever’s in the Brutus suit.
• Week 2: Oklahoma State @ Oregon (or Michigan @ Oklahoma) — PAC 12 After Dark… on borrowed Big Ten time.
• Week 3: Texas A&M @ Notre Dame — Because chaos deserves a cathedral.
• Week 4: Clemson @ Syracuse — First-ever GameDay in the Dome. Also: Weirdly possible.
• Week 5: Bama @ Georgia (or Oregon @ Penn State) — Either way, pack a helmet.
• Week 6: Literally just typed “this week sucks” — and you know what? Respect.
• Week 7: Red River or OSU @ Illinois — Toss up. Cotton Bowl or cornfield.
• Week 8: Tennessee @ Bama — For the 17th year in a row.
• Week 9: No clue. Maybe Georgia Tech or South Carolina? Even the thread creator gave up.
• Week 10: Penn State @ Ohio State — Always delivers.
• Week 11: LSU @ Bama — Put it in ink.
• Week 12: Texas @ Georgia — If both teams are undefeated, ESPN’s already setting up the trucks.
• Week 13: USC @ Oregon — Slim pickings, but hey, points will be scored.
• Week 14: Clemson @ South Carolina — Rivalry week rules all.

🗣️ THE COMMENT SECTION TURNED INTO A TAILGATE BRAWL

And then… the real fun began.

The Pitt fans demanded Backyard Brawl. The Syracuse fans begged not to be left out. West Virginia chimed in with McAfee references.
Big 12 fans were either mad they were underrepresented or mad they were included at all.
Someone had Minnesota-Iowa circled in Week 9 like it was a damn Super Bowl.

And you know what? I loved every second of it.

Because this is what college football is supposed to be in the summer — chaotic threads, cursed schedules, delusional optimism, and Redditors arguing over whether GameDay will actually go to Tempe if Arizona State and Texas Tech are both undefeated.

🤖 BONUS RANT: THE AI APOCALYPSE

Let’s circle back.

The man tried to use AI — and every model tripped over its own code.
One suggested GameDay visit three SEC schools on bye weeks.
Another had Colorado playing Michigan in Week 0 in Paris.

We’re safe from the robot uprising for now.
But the fact that it took a fan with a keyboard and too much time to deliver the cleanest, most realistic slate of picks tells you everything you need to know.

ESPN, call this guy.

🎪 FINAL VERDICT: CFB NERD OF THE WEEK

Whoever dropped this GameDay prediction thread, you’re one of us. A sicko. A Saturday lifer. A spreadsheet savant with too much love for the sport and not enough love for Week 6.

The list was bold. The vibes were high. The comments were unhinged.
That’s a triple threat in my book.

Now let’s see who gets exposed by Week 2 and blows it all up.