The Preseason Giants Are the Best Team of All Time

Look, I don’t care what the 1972 Dolphins or 1985 Bears have to say. The 2025 preseason New York Giants are the greatest team in football history. Period.

Forget Lombardi Trophies, this squad is chasing the Hall of Fame of August.

The Three Amigos

The Giants dropped this masterpiece of a tweet: three quarterbacks cheesin’ like they just won the lottery. Jameis Winston, Jaxson Dart, and Tommy Cutlets looking like a boy band that would headline the Iowa State Fair.

They’re not the “Three Amigos.” They’re the Three Margaritas Deep Amigos. Jameis taking the selfie like he’s hosting MTV Spring Break. Dart flashing gang signs that probably just mean “Route Concepts.” DeVito pulling faces like he just got his calzone comped.

Tell me another QB room in NFL history giving off this much Disney Channel Original Movie energy. You can’t.

Jaxson Dart: The People’s Champion of August

ESPN’s Herm Edwards spent the morning calling Dart “the next Josh Allen.” By nightfall, Brian Daboll was explaining why half of Dart’s incompletions were actually just the receivers’ fault.

Dart’s preseason stat line looks like something you frame: 32 of 47, 372 yards, 3 TDs, 0 INTs. That’s not football, that’s Madden on rookie mode.

He’s Ole Miss Eli Manning with TikTok hair. He’s the savior New Jersey doesn’t deserve but the one the Giants’ Twitter account is already building statue mockups for.

Only problem? He’s QB2. Because Russell Wilson is out here clinging to the starting gig like it’s his last Subway endorsement.

Russell Wilson: The Next Josh Allen?

ESPN called Dart the next Josh Allen. Brian Daboll, through gritted teeth, said Russ is playing “elite.” Translation: Russ is the designated driver until Dart finishes his rookie redshirt semester.

Wilson didn’t even suit up in the preseason finale. He was at home filming another TikTok with Ciara while Dart got his head slammed off the turf trying to split Patriots defenders on 4th-and-long.

This is what we call a succession plan. Russ is Kurt Warner with better branding. Dart is Patrick Mahomes with acne still healing from undergrad.

Jameis Winston: The Wild Card

And then there’s Jameis. Former Heisman winner. Former first overall pick. Current king of preseason highlights.

The man came in cold, floated a 30-yarder to Jalin Hyatt, and celebrated like he just invented football. Jameis is the perfect third amigo. Too good to cut, too chaotic to trust, and too funny to ever let go.

If Russ slips and Dart’s not ready, the Giants might just ride a full season of Jameis YOLO balls. And honestly? That would be the most entertaining thing to happen to New Jersey since The Sopranos ended.

The Giants Preseason Dynasty

Make no mistake: this Giants team is going 4–0 in the preseason and earning the banner. The vibes are immaculate. The QB depth chart looks like a sitcom. Daboll is grinning through his teeth while explaining to reporters that actually every pass should’ve been caught.

Will it translate to the regular season? Hell no. Preseason champions are like summer flings, fun, dramatic, unforgettable, and dead by September.

But right now? The Giants are the 1996 Bulls of joint practices. The Dream Team of 11 a.m. kickoffs on NFL+.

And buddy, that’s a banner worth hanging.