The Dub Scrub Report – August 9-16, 2025

Alright folks, grab your popcorn and bankroll slips, because it’s time to recap who’s been cookin’ and who’s been serving straight-up freezer burn over the past 7 days.

🚀 The Hot Hand

Set Point Bets is playing the long game like Federer in his prime: 43-28-5 with a +27.14 unit heater. That’s not just winning, that’s paying for the steakhouse dinner and leaving cash for valet.

Illicit Picks might’ve only fired off three plays, but went 2-1 (+2.32u, +46.3% ROI). Small sample, but hey, money’s money.

NRFI Algorithm came in like the nerd in Moneyball proving the math works: 59.3% hit rate, +2.74u.

⚖️ Middle of the Pack

Cash Cing, Brandon The Profit, and The Betting Queen are doing just enough to keep their heads above water, tiny profits but better than the 20U wastelands.

Bankroll Bill and This Girl Betz sit in the green too. Nothing flashy, just a slow grind that keeps your rent paid.

❄️ Ice Cold

Here’s where things get ugly:

Mojo (-16.26u) and Analytics Capper (-11.41u) clearly forgot how to cap. Somebody check if their Wi-Fi’s working.

Dirty Bubble Bets (-4.79u) popped their own bubble.

Hammering Hank (-19.87u) ain’t hammering winners, he’s hammering your bankroll into debt collection.

Blink Bets (-12.83u)? More like Blink and your units vanish.

Picks 4 Dayzzz (-18.13u) living up to the name, zzz… your money’s asleep.

🔥 Hall of Shame: The Deep Freeze

Newmark Tennis (-19.24u, 36.4% win rate) serving bricks, not winners.

Out Of Line Bets (-39.72u) no words. If you tailed, you might be out of line at the pawn shop right now.

Nicky Cashin (-31.48u) nothing “Cashin” about that. Man’s bleeding units like a bad faucet.

UNC’s Final Word

Some of these guys got you a new pair of shoes, some had you checking the fridge for expired Hot Pockets. But that’s the game. Ride the hot hand, fade the scrubs, and never, I mean never, trust a dude named after “Cashin” when he’s down -31 units.