🧠 Capper Watch
MLB 30-Day Heat Check: Winners & Losers in the Capping Game (8/6-9/5)
It’s been a wild ride on the diamond the last 30 days. Some cappers caught fire, others went colder than an empty beer at a rain delay. Let’s run through the board and see who’s cashing tickets — and who’s burning units.
🚀 The Leaders of the Pack
- Mr Big Bets (+9.61u) – Steady volume, steady grind, and steady results. The unit leader across the last month, proving sometimes consistency > hype.
- Dormroom Degenerates (+6.82u) – Highest win rate of the group (59.7%), staying disciplined and delivering profits. The dorm room is cooking.
- Parlay Safari (+6.31u) – Living up to the name, hunting exotic spots and still ending up in the green. Safari bettors ate well in August.
📊 Middle of the Pack
- Anders Picks (+3.97u) & NRFI Algorithm (+3.06u) both kept their heads above water with disciplined approaches, grinding a profit in tight lanes.
- Picks 4 Dayzzz (+0.77u) basically broke even — nothing sexy, but no real damage done.
- Hammering Hank (-0.40u), Bet Sharper (-0.37u), and Lear Locks (-0.52u) hovered around neutral. Classic definition of treading water.
❄️ Ice Cold Stretches
- Bankroll Bill (-8.99u), Porter Picks (-19.21u), and Analytics Capper (-20.18u) all struggled to stay out of the red. Not complete meltdowns, but definitely bankroll bleeds.
- The Betting Queen (-25.82u) and This Girl Betz (-38.34u) both got hammered with volume. Respect the hustle, but the results speak for themselves.
- Nicky Cashin (-41.73u) found no rhythm, stuck in the bottom tier with a brutal win %.
🚨 The Basement
- Dirty Bubble Bets (-13.83u) and Mc Bets (-14.58u) couldn’t get out of their own way.
- Dquan Picks (-100.88u) – The nuclear meltdown. When you torch triple-digit units in 30 days, that’s not a cold streak, that’s a deep freeze.
- Out Of Line Bets (-8.79u, 3–5 record) – Small sample, ugly result. Sometimes less really is less.
📢 Final Word
MLB capping is a marathon, not a sprint. A handful of guys proved they can grind a profit — Mr Big Bets, Dormroom Degenerates, and Parlay Safari leading the way. But the majority? Either stuck in neutral or sinking fast. As always, UNC logs it, stamps it, tracks it. No hype, just numbers.