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The Most Embarrassing Wins in College Football History…Told by the Fans
Every fanbase has one … that game you “won” but wish you could erase from memory. The final score says victory, but the performance screams humiliation. From Auburn’s infamous 3–2 rock fight with Mississippi State to Notre Dame sweating out Ball State, and Iowa winning without scoring a touchdown, these are the kinds of games where relief outweighed celebration. As one fan put it after surviving an FCS scare, “Yeah, we won… but I’m not telling anybody about it.”
Every program has them — those wins you don’t brag about, the ones you hide deep in the record books and hope no one remembers. They might technically go in the “W” column, but the vibe is pure “please don’t ask how.”
A recent r/CFB thread turned into a cathartic confession booth, with fans from all over college football sharing the games that made them cheer and cringe at the same time.
When Two Bad Offenses Go to War
Some “victories” were remembered not for clutch heroics, but for offensive football so ugly it made eyes bleed.
- Auburn 3, Mississippi State 2 (2008) — Fans on both sides admitted nobody should’ve won. One attendee said 2/3 of the stadium left early, and the rest just argued about which team sucked more.
- Iowa 7, South Dakota State 3 (2022) — No touchdowns. Just a field goal and two safeties. As one fan put it: “There isn’t anything more Iowa than that game.”
- Ohio State 3, Akron 2 at halftime (2007) — The Buckeyes eventually pulled away 20–2, but the first half felt like football in slow motion.
Defending Champs in Danger
Some games were extra humiliating because they came right after championship highs.
- Utah State 2011 vs. Auburn — Coming off a national title, Auburn needed a late onside kick recovery to avoid disaster.
- 2008 LSU vs. Troy — Down 31–10 in the fourth quarter at home, LSU stormed back… but fans still winced.
- 2015 Georgia Southern vs. Georgia — Took the Dawgs to overtime in Athens and left Bulldog fans shaken.
MAC Attacks & FCS Frights
Nothing rattles a blue blood fanbase like almost losing to a team with a fraction of the scholarships.
- 2018 Drake vs. Iowa State — Non-scholarship Drake nearly took down a ranked Cyclones team in a cold, muddy slog.
- 2018 Ball State vs. Notre Dame — ND only won 24–16, making a supposedly easy win look like a full-day struggle.
- 2023 Idaho vs. Oregon — Ducks fans point to a walk-on starting at center, but it didn’t make the scoreline any prettier.
The “Wait, We Rushed the Field for This?” Games
Sometimes the embarrassment isn’t the opponent — it’s how the fans reacted afterward.
- 2023 Oregon State vs. Colorado State — Won in overtime… and the student section stormed the field.
- Illinois 50, Purdue 49 (OT, 2024) — The Illini blew a 27–3 lead, won in overtime, and still stormed the field against a 1–5 Purdue team.
- Tennessee vs. UAB (2010) — Double overtime over a 4–8 Blazers squad… celebrated like an SEC title.
Absolute Comedy of Errors
Some games stuck in fans’ memories because both teams seemed desperate to lose.
- Missouri at Auburn (2022) — Mizzou missed a chip-shot FG to win in regulation, then fumbled into the end zone in OT.
- North Carolina vs. App State (2022) — Heels blew a 21-point 4th quarter lead, won 63–61 in a defensive apocalypse.
- Wisconsin at Arizona State (2013) — Clock mismanagement, confusion, and a bizarre ending still talked about a decade later.
Why We Remember Them
What makes these wins so cringeworthy isn’t just the close score — it’s context. A title contender sweating against a team that would struggle in the Sun Belt. A powerhouse offense producing two safeties. A victory that feels more like a narrow escape from humiliation.
As one Pitt fan put it after recalling a 53–52 miracle over a dreadful Temple team:
“I have always felt that the lowest point was actually our win. Being outscored 266–13 in other games that season wasn’t as embarrassing as needing a miracle to beat Temple.”
If you’re a college football fan long enough, you’ll see one of these in person. You’ll stand there after the clock hits zero, not quite sure if you should cheer or hide. And if you’re lucky, years later you’ll be able to laugh about it — or at least join the internet in admitting, “Yeah… that was ugly.”
🔥 Best ATS Performers (Undefeated Against the Spread)
- Florida State (2-0 ATS) – covering by wide margins early.
- Old Dominion (3-0 ATS) – flying under the radar, perfect vs the number.
- East Carolina (3-0 ATS) – strong start for bettors backing the Pirates.
- Vanderbilt (3-0 ATS) – cashing tickets, market may adjust soon.
- Georgia Tech (3-0 ATS) – sneaky value early.
- BYU (3-0 ATS) – Cougars keeping games close, good dog value.
- LSU (3-0 ATS) – chalk or not, Tigers are covering.
- Utah State (3-0 ATS) – Mountain West moneymaker.
- Indiana (3-0 ATS) – another underdog turning profits.
- Mississippi State (3-0 ATS) – Bulldogs rolling with consistency.
- James Madison (3-0 ATS) – Dukes keep cashing.
- Texas Tech (3-0 ATS) – strong vs market expectations.
🚨 Struggling ATS Teams
- Oregon (0-3 ATS) – winning, but not covering big numbers.
- Temple (0-3 ATS) – market fades proving correct so far.
- Nebraska (0-3 ATS) – 3-0 straight up but no covers.
- UTEP (0-3 ATS) – Miners are burning bettors.
- Saint Francis (0-3 ATS) – no traction early.
- USC (0-3 ATS) – public darling, but not paying out.
- Indiana State (0-3 ATS) – completely ice cold.
- Northwestern State (0-3 ATS) – fade-worthy.
- Bowling Green (0-3 ATS) – market overrating them.
- Cal (0-3 ATS) – Bears lagging vs expectations.
- Miami (OH) (0-3 ATS) – winless vs the number.
- Florida Atlantic (0-3 ATS) – struggling to meet lines.
- Wisconsin (0-3 ATS) – Badgers failing to cover.
- Arkansas State (0-3 ATS) – winless against the spread.
📌 Betting Tips
- Underdog Gold: Teams like Vanderbilt, Indiana, and James Madison are perfect ATS thanks to being undervalued by books.
- Overvalued Chalk: USC, Oregon, and Wisconsin are classic “public teams” that win straight up but fail to cover inflated spreads.
- Mid-major value: UTEP, Temple, and FAU remain fade material, while Old Dominion and East Carolina are early-season profit machines.
⚡ Key Takeaway: Don’t just bet records, bet perception. Teams like USC and Oregon are winning but bleeding ATS backers, while under-the-radar squads like James Madison and Old Dominion are quietly minting tickets.
As we roll into Week 4, Mother Nature is lining up to play defense in several key matchups. Wind and rain can be as impactful as injuries, forcing coaches to lean on the ground game, change tempo, and turn high-scoring shootouts into grind-it-out slugfests. Here’s where the forecast matters most:
💨 Wind Trouble Spots
- Army vs North Texas – Gusts of 12–14 mph expected. That is right in Army’s comfort zone, their ground-heavy style will not blink while NT’s pass game could sputter.
- Nebraska vs #21 Michigan – Winds 12–15 mph in Lincoln. Passing efficiency takes a hit, and this total already had Under money.
- Wisconsin vs Maryland – Breezes 10–12 mph with cooler temps. Wisconsin’s run-first approach fits the script.
- Kansas vs West Virginia – Forecast calling for 15+ mph winds. Passing and kicking could get ugly, making this one a prime Under candidate.
- Notre Dame vs Purdue – About 12 mph in South Bend. Irish offense already searching, wind may cap explosive plays.
- BYU vs East Carolina – Steady 10–12 mph in Provo. Slight lean Under, especially with two inconsistent passing attacks.
🌧️ Rain on the Radar
- Florida vs #4 Miami (FL) – Humid with scattered showers. Slick conditions could dampen Miami’s vertical passing and keep this closer than the line suggests.
- #13 Ole Miss vs Tulane – Light showers possible in New Orleans. Nothing severe, but could slow tempo and affect footing.
- Arkansas vs Memphis – Spotty rain with wind. If it lingers, Memphis’ balanced attack could lean heavier on the run.
🌙 Late-Night Chill
- #6 Oregon vs Oregon State – Clear skies, temps dipping into the low 50s. Advantage Ducks with depth, but expect some slower starts.
- #25 USC vs Michigan State – Mid-50s and breezy. Ball control might play a bigger role than expected.
- Colorado vs Wyoming – Cool, around 50°, with altitude in play. Passing may get tested late in the game.
📌 Takeaways
- Unders are in play across the Midwest: Nebraska, Wisconsin, Notre Dame, Kansas/WVU all project as wind-impacted totals.
- Rain threats in Florida, Ole Miss/Tulane, and Arkansas/Memphis games could mute explosive plays and favor underdogs.
- Late-night edges point to tempo dips in the Pac-12 and Big Ten matchups, with USC, Oregon, and Colorado games all leaning cooler and slower.
⚡ Bottom line: Weather is a hidden line mover. Pay attention before you fire. Today’s board has multiple matchups where wind and rain might dictate the pace more than the oddsmakers.
The Week 4 slate is already buzzing, with oddsmakers making heavy adjustments from the openers. Here’s a breakdown of where the biggest shifts have landed:
🚨 Major Swings & Flips
- Army vs North Texas – Opener NT -1.5, now Army -2.5. A full 4-point swing and outright flip to Army.
- Nebraska vs Michigan (#21) – Wolverines opened -3.5, now around -1/PK. Strong early backing on the home Huskers.
- Notre Dame (#24) vs Purdue – Irish fell from -27.5 → -24.5/-25.5. Bettors fading ND’s heavy chalk after a slow start.
- Miami (FL) (#4) vs Florida – Canes trimmed from -9.5 → -7/-7.5. Big move toward the Gators.
- Ole Miss (#13) vs Tulane – Rebels dropped from -12.5 → -10.5/-11. Tulane earning sharp respect.
📉 Money Against the Favorites
- Texas vs Sam Houston St – Longhorns -41.5 → -39. Few bettors eager to lay over 40.
- Western Kentucky vs Nevada – Hilltoppers -11.5 → -9.5. Market grabbing Nevada.
- Missouri (#23) vs South Carolina – Tigers cut from -11.5 → -9.5/-10. SC backers piling in.
📈 Steam on the Favorites
- Wisconsin vs Maryland – Badgers opened -7.5, now -9.5/-10. Early Wisconsin money showing.
- Boise State @ Air Force – Broncos -9.5 → -11/-12. Market siding with Boise.
- Oklahoma (#11) vs Auburn (#22) – Sooners -5.5 → -6.5. Sharps laying the number.
- Kansas vs West Virginia – KU -11.5 → -12.5/-13.5. Confidence in Jayhawks’ offense.
📝 Takeaways
- Two outright flips (Army, Nebraska) define this week’s action.
- Public darlings fading: Notre Dame, Miami, and Ole Miss all seeing resistance.
- Sharps boosting Big Ten power: Wisconsin money is strong.
- Underdog bites: Nevada, Sam Houston, and South Carolina all drawing buy-back.
Ole Miss fans should’ve left Kroger Field celebrating a hard-fought SEC road win. Instead, anyone holding a betting slip was either popping champagne or throwing it across the room after Kentucky pulled one of the strangest late-game moves in recent memory: a field goal with 10 seconds left to cut the score to 30–23.
Rebels Get Their Revenge
No. 20 Ole Miss (2–0) avenged last year’s 20–17 home loss to Kentucky by doing what Lane Kiffin teams do best—piling up yards and explosive plays.
- Kewan Lacy: 138 rushing yards and a touchdown, carrying the load and chewing clock.
- Austin Simmons: 235 passing yards, overcoming two early interceptions that had the Rebels in a 10–0 hole.
- Harrison Wallace III: 117 receiving yards, including a 55-yard bomb that flipped the game’s momentum.
Ole Miss finished with 457 yards of offense and four plays of 20+ yards. They’re averaging 575 yards per game through two weeks. That’s PlayStation numbers.
Kentucky Fights, But…
The Wildcats (1–1, 0–1 SEC) extended their losing streak in league play to eight games. Zach Calzada threw for 149 yards before leaving with a shoulder injury, while Seth McGowan provided the punch with 88 yards and two touchdowns.
Defensive back Ty Bryant was a first-half star, snagging two interceptions in back-to-back possessions that Kentucky turned into touchdowns. The Wildcats led early, but Ole Miss’ offense eventually wore them down.
Then Came the Kick
Down 10 points with seconds left, Kentucky lined up for a field goal. Not a Hail Mary, not a desperate end-zone shot, a field goal. The snap, the hold, the kick—good. Final score: 30–23.
On the field, it meant nothing. For bettors, it meant everything. Kentucky was a 9.5-point underdog. That kick? The ultimate backdoor cover.
- Ole Miss -9.5 bettors: “We hate this team forever.”
- Kentucky +9.5 bettors: “Mark Stoops is a genius.”
- Everyone else: “Wait… why are they kicking?”
The Bigger Picture
For Ole Miss, it’s a résumé win and proof this offense can travel. Lane Kiffin’s crew is 2–0, averaging over 1,100 yards across their first two games, and set to keep climbing in the polls.
For Kentucky, the effort was there, the execution wasn’t. Eight straight SEC losses is a nasty stat, but Stoops praised the fight of his team: “I like the way they fight and scrap. They’ll improve.” Maybe so. But in the meantime, the Wildcats will be remembered for kicking a field goal that mattered only in Vegas.
Up Next
- Ole Miss: Hosts Arkansas next Saturday.
- Kentucky: Hosts Eastern Michigan in a game that’s unlikely to cause quite as much chaos—unless Stoops lines up another last-second field goal for the spread.
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