Some cappers caught fire yesterday. These? They froze solid. Here’s the cold board, ranked by record and win percentage.

❄️ Hammering Hank

Record: 2-2-0
Win %: 50.0%
.500 ball doesn’t sound awful, but expectations are higher when you’re swinging the hammer. Right now, it’s just a coin flip.

❄️ Set Point Bets

Record: 5-9-0
Win %: 35.7%
Plenty of action, not enough traction. Nine losses lit up the sheet and left Set Point skating on thin ice.

❄️ Illicit Picks

Record: 1-2-0
Win %: 33.3%
Low volume, low results. A losing card is a losing card.

❄️ Match Point Bets

Record: 2-5-0
Win %: 28.6%
Name says “Match Point,” results say double fault. Couldn’t close out when it mattered.

❄️ The Betting Queen

Record: 2-5-0
Win %: 28.6%
Same 2–5 chill as Match Point. Royal title, peasant results.

❄️ Porter Picks

Record: 2-6-0
Win %: 25.0%
Eight plays, two wins. Porter’s card was colder than a January tailgate.

❄️ Kims Picks

Record: 1-2-0
Win %: 33.3%
Couldn’t get above water. Just treading in the freeze.

❄️ Mc Bets

Record: 1-5-0
Win %: 16.7%
One winner out of six tries. That’s straight freezer burn.

❄️ Anders Picks

Record: 0-1-0
Win %: 0.0%
Took one shot and bricked it. Sometimes less isn’t more.

❄️ Picks 4 Dayzzz

Record: 0-6-0
Win %: 0.0%
The coldest sheet of the night. Six plays, zero wins, nothing but ice.

📝 UNC’s Final Word

The Bottom 10 combined to go 12-43-1 — a frosty 21.8% win rate. Fade fuel for the Wolfpack, and a reminder: not everyone posting plays is heating up the board.

Sports betting sells a dream. Twitter sells the free picks, the screenshots, the fake “locks.” But the real money grab? The VIP plays. The ones “too sharp for free,” the “exclusive winners,” the “join the team and get access to the real plays.” You pay, you expect steak. What you get most of the time? A microwaved Hot Pocket with freezer burn.

And that’s what today’s column is about. These aren’t the crumb freebie plays for clout. These are the VIP numbers only, the supposed crown jewels that paying subscribers actually got in their inboxes. And buddy, if you tailed some of these guys yesterday or across the last 30 days, your bankroll didn’t just shrink. It froze.

So grab a blanket, because it’s time to walk through the daily freezer from August 21st, and then zoom out to the 30-day Ice Age of VIP misery.

The Daily Freezer: August 21st VIP Bottom 10

It was a rough slate yesterday. Some cappers showed why they’re selling picks instead of flipping burgers. Let’s walk through the “premium” disasters.

A11 Bets – 3-4 (42.9%)
All 11? More like All L’s. The VIP package promised innovation, maybe some kind of tactical genius. What it delivered was four losses and a headache. Imagine Venmo’ing a guy just so he can prove to you that 43% is mathematically possible in 2025.

Match Point Bets – 4-4 (50.0%)
Even record, but don’t let that fool you. Going .500 on eight VIP plays means you didn’t just spin your wheels, you sunk juice like it was happy hour. Sub fees on top of vig? That’s a subscription model Netflix would be proud of.

Trell J Sports – 2-3 (40.0%)
This isn’t Trell J, this is “Trell L.” Paying customers got a crash course in QB inefficiency. Imagine Sam Darnold reading defenses, that’s what these tickets looked like.

Bet Sharper – 1-2 (33.3%)
You can call yourself “Sharper” all you want. The record says butter knife. Two losses, one lonely win, and a trail of subscribers wondering if they can dispute the charge on PayPal.

Kims Picks – 3-3 (50.0%)
Half wins, half losses, 100% useless. Breaking even is fine at the bar with a slot machine. It’s not fine when you’re paying for “premium” picks. Yesterday was just six tuition payments to the house.

NRFI Algorithm – 1-2 (33.3%)
A machine built to pick “No Runs First Inning.” Problem is, it also picks “No Refunds First Inning.” Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they do make a lot of angry subs in the group chat.

Cash Cing – 1-3 (25.0%)
Quarter of the bets hit. Three-quarters didn’t. If this was blackjack, you’d get comped a water bottle and a handshake from the pit boss. Instead, you get a Discord ping that says “Trust the process.”

Parlay Safari – 1-4 (20.0%)
Nothing like a guided tour through the jungle of losing. The only thing this safari bagged was overdraft fees. At least at the zoo you get a T-shirt.

Dquan Picks – 2-1 (66.7%)
Yes, you see that right. Winning record. Still a disaster. How? By nuking unit sizes so hard that a 2-1 day looks like an 0-6 collapse. Dquan doesn’t sell picks, he sells financial anxiety.

Analytics Capper – 0-4 (0.0%)
Zero wins. Four losses. The spreadsheet was blank, apparently. At some point, “analytics” just becomes “guessing with Microsoft Excel.”

The 30-Day Ice Age: VIP Bottom 10

One bad day can be forgiven. But what about a full month? Thirty days of “premium access” that turns into thirty days of ice baths? That’s where the bottom feeders make their living. Let’s look at the VIP Hall of Shame.

Trell J Sports – 75-81-3 (48.1%)
Barely below .500, but when you charge for picks, 48% is like showing up to prom in sweatpants. A full month of “almost there.” And “almost” doesn’t pay rent.

Picks 4 Dayzzz – 81-103-4 (44.0%)
The only thing going four days here is your patience before canceling the subscription. Forty-four percent winners in VIP? That’s a gas station scratch-off hit rate.

The Betting Queen – 89-121-3 (42.4%)
Royalty, sure. But this crown is made of empty parlay slips and maxed-out credit cards. The Queen’s army marched straight into bankruptcy court.

Nicky Cashin – 85-102-4 (45.5%)
Cashin? No, this is “Cash Gone.” The 30-day win rate proves the only one cashing in is the sportsbook.

Brandon The Profit – 78-95-4 (45.1%)
The only profit being made is on the VIP subscription fee. Record looks like a participation trophy. At least the username was honest, for the book, not the bettor.

Kims Picks – 62-76-6 (44.9%)
Kim split Twitter crumbs and VIP “gems,” but in both places the record looks like a high school geometry test. Paid plays, unpaid pain.

Blink Bets – 63-86-2 (42.3%)
Blink once and your bankroll is gone. Blink twice and your card’s been auto-renewed for another month of misery.

A11 Bets – 113-149-14 (43.1%)
“All 11” turned into “All Losses.” A month of betting that makes you think maybe it’s time to take up gardening instead.

Match Point Bets – 59-64-3 (48.0%)
Nearly average. Nearly. But VIP doesn’t mean nearly. It means you’re paying for losses in HD.

Dquan Picks – 40-57-0 (41.2%)
The face of failure. The basement’s basement. Forty wins, fifty-seven losses, zero hope. If there’s ever a 30-for-30 on “How Not To Cap,” this guy’s the star.

VIP Pain, Freebie Lies

And here’s the kicker, these are the VIPs only. Not the freebie bait plays on Twitter. Not the “look, I hit this +200 prop” screenshots. No, this is the real stuff people paid for. The plays hyped up as “the edge.” The results? A winter storm warning.

It’s easy to sell hope. It’s harder to sell results. And over the last 30 days, the only thing these guys proved is that the sportsbook never needed marketing. The cappers do the work for them.

Final Word From UNC

The cold truth is this: VIP doesn’t mean winning. It just means you paid to lose in private instead of for free in public.

Yesterday showed who’s in the freezer. The last 30 days showed who lives there. If you tailed, I hope you at least laughed. If you faded, I hope you tipped your bartender.

Because in sports betting, the game is simple:

• Some cappers cook.
• Some cappers freeze.
• And some cappers build a whole VIP lounge in the icebox.

And if you were in those VIP chats the last 30 days, I got one word for you. Refund.

From July 15 to August 14, 2025, these five cappers didn’t just miss the mark…they blew holes through bankrolls like they were testing explosives.

1. Out of Line Bets
53-59-5 | -56.57 units | -14.4% ROI
Price: $25/week (VIP + Community) / $19.99 (VIP Only)
You’re paying for “Out of Line” takes and, judging by the results, getting exactly what’s advertised. Over 50 units gone in a month and that’s before you factor in the subscription.

2. McBets
98-126-5 | -43.83 units | -16.5% ROI
Price: $58.31/week* (Plays $24.99/3 Days) / $6.99 (DFS)
The “Mc” in McBets must stand for “McMinus Units.” Almost 100 losses in 30 days paired with a McDonald’s drive-thru pricing plan that somehow costs more than steakhouse dining if you’re dumb enough to keep it active.

3. Blink Bets
55-82-1 | -56.71 units | -17.1% ROI
Price: $14.99/week (Tennis + Darts) / $74.99 (Full Access, 2 Weeks)
The only thing fast about Blink Bets is how quickly the units disappear. Tennis, darts, whatever the sport…the fade train stays on the same tracks.

4. A11 Bets
108-153-5 | -70.26 units | -19.6% ROI
Price: $20/week (All Access) / $15 (Parlays + Lottos) / $25 (Football)
The “A11” stands for “All 11 players on the field” …and somehow they’re all losing. If you wanted a parlay of bad beats, you could have just bet coin flips and saved the subscription fee.

5. Dquan Picks
72-102-0 | -257.39 units | -25.8% ROI
Price: $27.99/week (All Access) / $24.99 (Max Bets Only)
This isn’t a cold streak, it’s a nuclear winter. Over 250 units down in a month. The “Max Bets Only” tier? That’s just paying extra to lose faster.

Message from UNC:
If you paid these guys last month, you didn’t just lose bets… you funded their subscriptions. Fade accordingly.